The Definition of a Bad Break-up

Jimbo Wales dumps lover on Wikipedia: eBay hath fury of woman scorned, The Register

So I'm nearly a year late catching wind of this, but it's hysterical and bears repeating...

To summarize: Jimmy "Jimbo" Wales, founder of Wikipedia, breaks up with his girlfriend over the popular online encyclopedia. She retaliates by selling his crap on eBay. Priceless.

Note to self: don't get involved with the founders of social media sites or ex-pundits who also happen to be bat-shit crazy. You'll lose your dignity, and your shirt.