Beaten with an Umbrella-ella-ella

Rihanna Identified as Alleged Victim in Chris Brown Assault, US Weekly newsletter.
WTF??? Apparently there was no deadly weapon found in his car, only an umbrella. How's that for irony?

In other WTF-ish news,
  • Steve Wozniak, one of the founders of Apple, will be joining the Dancing with the Stars cast. Read more
  • First-ever concert for the deaf to be staged in Toronto, by Sean Michaels, The Guardian. The Emoti-Chair, an audio-tactile device developed by Ryerson University, promises to ensure good vibrations for the hearing impaired by translating live music into mechanical responses.