World Wide Whine

Online spots to vent about your latest tragedy.

Legit problems: F My Life

Instructions: Tell about something unbelievably awful and wrap the story with "F my life"
Example: Today, I got T-boned by a woman going 60 mph. I was unconscious for hours while a tube was inserted into my collapsed lung. Upon waking up my 16-year old brother thought it would be hilarious to yank out my leg hairs. FML

BS problems: White Wine
Instructions: Typical poor-me whine fest for people mediocre problems
Example: “What’s with this winter dragging on and on? I just want to drive the Saab with the top down.”